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Question: In heaven, what's to stop me from making out with all those lovely, sexy women?

(Posted by: Steveman30 on 2009-11-15 13:23:21)

If we retain out gender in Heaven, and I still have my manhood and women there are still sexy, if not more sexually attractive to my liking than here on Earth, what's to stop me from going up to you lovely, beautiful, sexy women and erotically massaging you? Are women going to be more comfortable with sexuality and open to sex in Heaven than here on Earth? Women don't desire sex with men anywhere near as men men desire sex with women here on Earth, so will that all change in Heaven? If you're a sexy woman in Heaven, what are you going to do if I go up to you and start erotically massaging you? Isn't it supposed to "Heaven " for not only the woman, but for the man as well? I intend to erotically massage and have sex with women in Heaven. What's to stop me from doing this if we still have freewill when we get there? Why would God keep women beautiful and sexy in Heaven with all breasts and sexy curves if I wasn't even allowed to touch them in Heaven? That wouldn't make sense. It'd be "visual torture " to me. Seeing something I want to reach out anf touch, but can't. "Kitties ", Isn't heaven for eternity? What if I go up to you anyway and start erotically massaging you anyway? Isn't it supposed to be Heaven for not only you, but for me as well? "R i t a <3 ", Why would you miss me? That's where I'll go and that's what I'll do. If you're a sexy woman, that's what I'll do. Why would you miss me? I would choose Heaven or Hell after I die. Why would you miss me? I'll be going to Heaven just like you. "Amanda ", Even if God removed that part of who we are, what if I went up to you and erotically massaged you in heaven anyway? "Justkeep ", What if you're wrong and that's not all Heaven is? What if God isn't as selfish for worship as you think and he does let people enjoy others things? "Marie ", In case you didn't know, people die even befopre the legal marriage age. What I went up to you made out with you in Heaven anyway, reguardless of what God or any of his angels think? What if I did it anyway? "Trish ", lol.. to the last part, but I have no idea where you live and I don't know what you look like. If you're my type and you live nearby and I got this info from you, I'd be over there having some sexual fun with you, alright.

Posted by: Morganie5 on 2009-11-15, 13:26:50

...Do you have a girlfriend?

Posted by: Peanut Butter on 2009-11-15, 13:26:51

Muslim ehaven = virgins that's not christian heavne

Posted by: Jon M dn �pıs sıɥʇ on 2009-11-15, 13:27:18

Nothing will stop you. Go for it, dude.

Posted by: Kitties on 2009-11-15, 13:27:20

A restraining order is sure to stop you.

Posted by: •♥♦♣♠• on 2009-11-15, 13:27:31

Eh, no pictures of those sexy women?!?!

Posted by: The Doctor on 2009-11-15, 13:28:03

Since a chemical is responsible for sexual interests, I would think there would be no sex desire in heaven. That's assuming, of course, that heaven exists in the first place.

Posted by: Bibigirl on 2009-11-15, 13:28:35

Sex was created for married couples, anything else is sin. Since there is no Satan in heaven there is no temptation to sin, at all.

Posted by: Wrightofway on 2009-11-15, 13:28:46

There's absolutely nothing stopping you. Enjoy.

Posted by: kingsdaughter on 2009-11-15, 13:29:34

There are no erotic feelings in heaven all are platonic. We will miss you.

Posted by: harpertara on 2009-11-15, 13:30:00

Where ever did you get the idea that we retain gender or physical form in heaven? At least until the 'last resurrection' we are without bodies even if we did retain gender identification. I personally think 'souls' are genderless. Also, as there would not be the emotion of 'lust', men and women could exist without sexual attraction. Remember that God can do whatever He wishes to do.

Posted by: Dragon on 2009-11-15, 13:30:01

Lust is considered a sin; since you don't know any of those women you'd be lusting after them. It'd ne more of test would'nt it?

Posted by: Trish JPA and Jewish Pastafarian on 2009-11-15, 13:31:15

I like to think that, if heaven exists, that there will be means of being with others that will make sex look utterly pale by comparison. That said - if you're over 18, I'm free this evening... ;-)

Posted by: Amanda on 2009-11-15, 13:35:01

Lol I laughed so hard at this xD and I think because once you're in heaven you will have no temptations and you won't feel the need to harass anyone with your erotic massages.

Posted by: Marie on 2009-11-15, 13:36:44

You need to find a wife.........soon! Try an on line service, stat! Get help.....get hitched! Also, there seems to be too much time on your hands if you have to resort to thinking lewd things go on in heaven. A wife will take care of that too! My final advice? Jump OVER that broom, dude, or use the cold shower more often! Trish, that is funny! Peace and blessings to all!

Posted by: JustKeepGoing-Person on 2009-11-15, 13:40:58

You misunderstand heaven in the same way -- and I would bet a fortune I'm right -- the same way you misunderstand Church. "Heaven then is not like this world; I will say what it is much more like,—a church. For in a place of public worship no language of this world is heard; there are no schemes brought forward for temporal objects, great or small; no information how to strengthen our worldly interests, extend our influence, or establish our credit. These things indeed may be right in their way, so that we do not set our hearts upon them; still (I repeat), it is certain that we hear nothing of them in a church. Here we hear solely and entirely of God. We praise Him, worship Him, sing to Him, thank Him, confess to Him, give ourselves up to Him, and ask His blessing. And therefore, a church is like heaven; viz. because both in the one and the other, there is one single sovereign subject—religion—brought before us. " And if you like music, the connection I'm going for is irresistable : I met her in church! I met her in church, on a Sunday morning She looked at me with eyes of love, as the choir sang, "Hallelujah! " Hallelujah! I met her in church I met her in church; we fell in love on a Sunday morning All at once, I heard angels singing, singing "Hallelujah! " Singing, Hallelujah! Hallelujah! (wedding bell, instrumental wedding) I didn't find her on a Saturday night; I found her in the Sunday morning light [ The Box Tops Lyrics are found on songlyrics.com ] I found her on a back row seat In a little church just down the street I met her in church, and I wed her in church Preacher Jones said, "Come here, children Good Lord willing, and the creek don’t rise You’re going to be happy for the rest of your life! Singing, Hallelujah! Hallelujah! I met her in church; I met her in church I found a love, I found a love! Hallelujah, I found a love… Right there in church, I found a love Singing, Hallelujah! (repeat & fade): I met her in church; I met her in church Hallelujah!